They say if you ever visit a sausage-making factory, you’ll never eat one again. Is it the same with visiting a Macwhirter piece in the Herald? Should be, but sometimes the dark self-destructive side in all of us just wants some of that stodgy, greasy, fatty thinking.
He will not leave that young woman alone. Now he’s waving his Weiner at her claiming, like his hero Boris, ‘Scottish nationalists find themselves on the same side as Northern Ireland Unionists.’
Notice the lower case ‘n’ and the capital ‘U’. Clever, wot?
Supposedly, the Scottish nationalists (sic, he is) need to reassure voters that Scotland can have an soft border with England and if the EU gets heavy on sausages, they’ll impose a hard one in Ireland and then we’ll get a hard one too. Contrary to all the evidence including the EU and the USA’s firm stated commitments to protecting the peace deal, he thinks a sausage war in Fermanagh likely and that will put an end to Scottish independence – cheap sausage meat?
Anyhow, we’ve thoroughly digested the border issue here, before. See:
Footnote: According to the DUP, sausages did not evolve but were created by God in 3 400 BC