The Tusker can reveal that Jimmy Saville (28), former UKIP candidate for Buckinghamshire and graduate of Thames Valley University Faculty of Journalism, has been appointed editor at the prestigious Sunday Mail.
Saville’s honours dissertation was a study of the Weekly World News and its contribution to democracy in the USA. He said:
I feel right at home ‘ere wiv the Jocks!
Readers of the Sunday Mail were asked but could not formulate a sentence for us.
Talking-up Scotland 'Albatraz' 
Ah but not for too long
Just goes to show how weak the Union side
Is becoming having to replace their battle front officers with stupid little boys
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Ah but not for too long
Just goes to show how weak the Union side
Is becoming having to replace their battle front officers with stupid little boys
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GREAT ANOTHER CUCKOO
IN THE SCOTTISH NEST
LETS ALL MAKE SURE HE GETS A REALLY WARM GLASGOW RECEPTION
FROM US “JOCKS”
YET AGAIN THE ENGLISH PRESS SENDING IN THE NAZI TROOPS
TO SPEW THEIR BILE
REMEMBER FOLKS STOP BUYING THIS RAG
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4 years before the love child editor of the Sunday Mail was born he edited the Sunday Star and on April 24 th 1988 the paper had the front page headline “WORLD WAR 2 BOMBER FOUND ON THE MOON” .
It was a Lanc btw.
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I knew you would know that.
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The “I feel right at home ‘ere wiv the Jocks!” made me chuckle, what Mail employee uses “the” instead of “de” to platform, innit…
This mover and shaker is all about the propaganda to come, and he “finks” he has “wot it takes”, even Brewer must be doubled up at the prospect, “serious innit”….
Are the Sunday Mail and Mail about to throw bundles at “de Jocks” knowing their only function is to catch bird droppings ?
Incontinence among parrots and budgies has escalated in recent years, perhaps there is a connection worth investigating, over to Ewe Kip…
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Sorry if I’m being thick but I thought it was Lorna Hughes??
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Remember the Sunday Sport, and the “Hitlers plane found on the moon” headline?
This has the same rancid, but very funny, feel to it.
I can see it now–“Indy Scotland at risk from Aliens”.
Oh wait. I think they already used that one!
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