The Tusker can reveal that Jimmy Saville (28), former UKIP candidate for Buckinghamshire and graduate of Thames Valley University Faculty of Journalism, has been appointed editor at the prestigious Sunday Mail.
Saville’s honours dissertation was a study of the Weekly World News and its contribution to democracy in the USA. He said:
I feel right at home ‘ere wiv the Jocks!
Readers of the Sunday Mail were asked but could not formulate a sentence for us.