Despite stupidly failing to develop enough natural immunity to stop a wee surge among the young folk, just to save a few, well more than 3 000, auld yins, Scotland has been unable to hold on to its strong showing just last week when BBC Scotland could proudly claim that we were the most infected in Europe.
Now only a determined effort by Dundee, Scotland’s house party capital, has enabled them to hang on in the top ten, but England is now presumably the Covid Capital of Europe. Why isn’t BBC UK celebrating this to help them recover from doing less well in sport?
Have we suddenly acquired lots of immunity?
Has the North of England upped its house-partying game?
Was the BBC Scotland coverage last week just pee pee?
Several Labour Lords have been heard muttering that Nicola is doing this on purpose.