I think somebody’s is watching Jurassic Park in one of the houses across the street.
How do you think Anas is doing? The media seem to like his 6th Year Prefect manner. What about the polls?
Eh, here are the last few:
Nearly caught the Tories after he told Douglas to grow up but he’s back in 3rd place now. Well ahead of Willie Rennie though?
Tory voters are rallying to Douglas?
What about the life-support for Unionist diddies vote?
Oooh, the Greens might catch them! Their co-leaders seem dangerously intelligent and charismatic, by comparison.
Monica Lennon for leader in a few days?