Where is the Leader of the Scottish Conservatives, currently a Westminster MP for Moray, standing for election so that he may become leader of the opposition in Holyrood?
Which constituency? Well none of them. They’re all listed. The word ‘ross’ does come up, but it’s Ross Lambie, Caithness, Sutherland and Ross.
Doesn’t he think he can beat Richard Lochhead, the MSP for Moray? He came second, only 3 000 behind in 2016. He’s the big man now so…
Ah here he is, in the list or life-support system for the unpopular:
Wait, Highlands and Islands? Why not North East Scotland?
Wait again, an Eagle and a Mountain? Does it help to have thematic names?
Ah, Ross meaning ‘headland.’
And Struan from ‘sruthan’ or ‘stream.’
Cunning tactics from the Tories.