Scotsman reveals 6% of Scottish Tory voters don’t even feel wee pricks

Scotsman headers corrected by TuS Media Consultants

We’ve had to sort this Scotsman header and report in the light of its tendency to come at things from the right. All the facts are there but they’ve put them in the wrong order.

Here’s the bit they should have put first:

Just one in five (21 per cent) say it is going badly, with 15 per cent saying quite badly and 6 per cent saying it is going very badly.

It is estimated that around 21% of Scots can vote Tory, 15% probably will and 6% have serious problems with one or other sense even the ability to feel a wee prick………in the arm.

The 6% are thought to be unable to see, hear or smell these facts below while the 15% will look away and say lalalalalala…

  • 30,076 care home residents (exceeding the initial target for residents in older adult care homes and 94% of residents in all care homes)
  • 40,877 care home staff (91% of staff in older adult care homes and 79% of staff in all care homes)
  • 246,455 people aged 80 or over living in the community (99%) – this excludes care home residents who are reported separately
  • 280,927 frontline health and social care workers exceeding the initial target of 230,000 staff provided by Health Boards.
  • 187,666 people aged 75-79 living in the community (99%) – this excludes care home residents who are reported separately
  • 219,074 people aged 70-74 living in the community (78%) – this excludes care home residents who are reported separately.  

https://www.gov.scot/publications/coronavirus-covid-19-daily-data-for-scotland/

14 thoughts on “Scotsman reveals 6% of Scottish Tory voters don’t even feel wee pricks”

      1. From the quickest of scans of the report highlighted by Clydebuilt, I found this:

        “… during the 2019 General Election in the UK, First Draft News identified that 90% of the Conservative Party’s Facebook advertisements in the early days of December 2019 promoted claims labelled as misleading by Full Fact (Reid & Dotto, 2019).”

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  1. Doh! ….bio-neurologically impaired in its’ capacity TO reason and empathise.

    Scots will never enjoy good public health and the potential to enjoy the benefits of open democracy, if we don’t simply tell Westminster to do one. The British constitution was a Common law contract between Scotland and England, until English Torydum decided legal history is simply an inconvenient obstacle to their bigotry, and pathological need for cultural closure, a.k.a. xenophobia.

    Utility and Rights in Common Law Reasoning:
    Rebalancing Private Law Through Constitutionalization

    Click to access WPS06-2007Collins.pdf

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  2. Sensational headlines. Had a laugh at that. Still got a sense of humour. In pandemic conditions.

    Death and infections down again. It has even got sunny. The light at the end of the rainbow. Happier days are coming. Hopes. No joke. Brilliant SNHS,

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  3. Nope, Scottish Tories arent afraid of Wee Pricks—of which they have a long experience.
    Its the Union Directorate (AKA–Colonial Office) wielding its “Massive Johnson” that frightens the bejesus out of them.

    DRossy, Murdo, Briggs et al have no defence, other than crawl on their bellies, from that!

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  4. Tories tend to be big pricks – with hides like rhinocerouses – which perhaps explains their bother with vaccinations.

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  5. “Scotsman reveals 6% of Scottish Tory voters don’t even feel wee pricks”
    Good to see something positive about their behavioural morality…. 🙂

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