Researchers at the University of Union Studies in Kilwinning have revealed that 17% of Scottish over 70 year-olds have been vaccinated after someone they know who is between one day and up to one year younger than them.
This shocking study, allegedly funded by the Scotland in Union think tank, is expected to lead to calls for the resignation of Jeanne Freeman.
Labour spokesperson Monica Lennon has said: ‘Eh, wait, 17%, is that like more than half?‘
Scottish Cons leader Douglas Ross shrieked: ‘Another failed SNP algorithm!’
BBC Scotland’s Donna Summers was heard to mutter: ‘I was right behind them. Those STV cheats were not wearing face masks to talk to a vulnerable person. I’ll be reporting them.’
Note: Prof Robertson (69yrs and 8 months) is getting his jag THREE HOURS AFTER his young wife (65 years and 6 months)! He is seriously considering resigning from the SNP for the first time since the FM let a war criminal take a selfie with her.