Well it was nice while it lasted. For more than 2 years we had more Polar Bears than Scottish Labour had MPs. Now the unbearable Ian Murray carries the same weight in Scottish society as Victoria, now our only Polar Bear.
The Pandas have been a big disappointment letting the unbearable Scottish Tory MP’s outbreed them.
However, I feel sure we must have more genuine wildcats than Tory MPs.
There is another endangered species confined to the Northern Isles and parts of Wild Fife. I forget the name now. Is it the Lesser Libdummer?