Tom Gordon writes excitedly today:
JOHN Swinney is being urged to make an urgent statement to parliament after reports school exams may be axed back for a second year because of coronavirus.
Ooooh! Urged to make an urgent statement? Urgently? Where is this urgency coming from? Thousands of parents and pupils writing or even standing outside Holyrood? No? Is it from all the opposition parties? No? Oh, that woman with the facebook page who doesn’t believe in face masks for weans? No?
WELL, WHO IS IT THEN!
It’s ‘Jamie Greens.‘
Who? The Conservative shadowy education minister. Oh, Jamie Greene. Just him? And he’s urgent?
Well we have ‘an insider‘ quoted in some English paper and ‘a source‘ told us.
Have you? Really? That’s, eh…………..