Ooops, wrong photo. Here is the official one:
Who is that to the left of Boris? There’s no one there. Move on.
The Minister for the Union, second-left, with his two-tone (pink and white) team braced (spread?) for unrelenting war on the SNP.
Will he bring to bear his track record as Minister for the Union? Remind us, what has he done since July 2019?
Hmmm, nothing there. Wait, click on view all announcements:
What, just that thing he did before visiting the islands? Try updated oldest:
Ah, try clicking that transition box:
Really? Nothing? Get me the webmaster!
He’s back in school?
I give up.
Talking-up Scotland 
A multi tasking, lol, man of no talents, jack of no trades Johnson. What more could you want of a PM eh. Spinning all those plates, magic man, abracadabra! Scotland must feel so lucky to be shackled to his ‘union’, heads, or tails? Best out of…
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He really is a man of many parts and none of them work.
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James O’Brien on LBC lampooned this very effectively a few days ago, when he read from a very long list of newspaper and media announcements of things for which Mr Johnson was ‘taking PERSONAL charge’. There were several each month for more than a year.
Mr O’Brien was suggesting that since they made good headlines, the Downing St press Office was in the habit of issuing them knowing that the compliant media would publish them. This laziest of PMs never actually did anything, but, of course, the media never reported this. They would just issue ‘vox pops’ of some person agreeing with Mr Gary Gibbon of Ch4 News that the PM taking PERSONAL charge was just what was needed.
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On the one hand, King Boris has on his side–
Gorgeous George Galloway, the Dug, Baroness Ruthie, Hi Jack and slithery Gove.
On the other hand he is opposed by—
The majority of US!
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CARLAW MUST HAVE GON TO CHEAP SHOP TO BUY HIS SHIRT
THE. CUFFS WERE HANGING BELOW HIS JACKET
IF HE CANNAE GET THIS RIGHT
WHAT CHANCE OF GETTING ANY LAWS OF THE. OU TRY RIGHT
OHHHH WAIT HES NOT A LEADER (branch manager)
HE WAS STABBED IN THE BACK BY HIS ONCE DEPUTY
DAVIDSON
WHO THEN APPOINTED A USELESS WEE TOADIE
WHO LIKE TO RUN AROUND WESTMINSTER
BARS TOUCHING MEN
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I must thank you so much
Little did I know that Boris was minister for the union
Me thought he was
Minister for Silly Walks
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I must thank you so much
Little did I know that Boris was minister for the union
Me thought he was
Minister for Silly Walks
Or and
Minister for Dead Parrots
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