Ooops, wrong photo. Here is the official one:

Who is that to the left of Boris? There’s no one there. Move on.

The Minister for the Union, second-left, with his two-tone (pink and white) team braced (spread?) for unrelenting war on the SNP.

Will he bring to bear his track record as Minister for the Union? Remind us, what has he done since July 2019?

Hmmm, nothing there. Wait, click on view all announcements:

What, just that thing he did before visiting the islands? Try updated oldest:

Ah, try clicking that transition box:

Really? Nothing? Get me the webmaster!

He’s back in school?

I give up.