Early this morning, the Scotsman’s Gary Flockhart (14?) jumps up excitedly when he sees the surge of 18 new cases on Thursday, up from only 6 the previous day. Who can be responsible for this failure? The buck stops with the FM!
Gary goes back to bed only to wake up and find there were only 7 new cases on Friday, one down from the 7 day average of 8.1.
How unlucky can he be?
Has Gary (14?) learned a valuable lesson? A one-day variation does not a trend make?
Has he gone back to bed?
Nope, he’s on a new story:
Nicola Sturgeon accused of failing to control fluctuations in infection rate!
Gary, do you have Jackson’s number? He’ll give you a quote.