Pigeons confused about term ‘scapegoats’

It’s gone too far now. We’re in a nightmare world of surrealist journalism where nothing is ever as it seems.

To protect my own mental health, I’m saying no more about the New Southern General and pigeon poo.

If anyone can be bothered, try searching for pigeon or infection or shite in the box over to your right.

I may have written as many as 100 rebuttals of MSM lies about Scotland’s hospitals.

I’ve done my bit.

I’m off to walk the dog and look at the clouds.

Update: I did. There were:

Dog: Gonnae shut up about the Herald, whatever that is, unless I can eat it.