I’ve been busy satirizing, as I like to think, Scotland’s rabid media.
The above was prompted by this: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64614463
The above was prompted by: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/feb/12/nhs-consultants-run-private-firms-charging-to-cut-waiting-lists-at-their-own-hospitals
The above base on this, the latest in the Hell Hath No Ferries series on Amazon Prime Mince: https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/homenews/23315585.ferguson-marine-ferry-fiasco-firm-costs-taxpayer-nearly-500m-far/
And the last, above, in the long-running Sturgeon Must Go! series on Nutsflex, produced by Tom Gordon Bennett, poked by this: https://www.heraldscotland.com/politics/23315583.sturgeon-pressure-police-step-snp-fraud-probe/
Homework – write your own stinky headlines below with two sentences saying why you think it is satire and not just sh***.
Talking-up Scotland 
6 out of 10 Scots think Nicola should not Go (PA News).
Blah blah blah.
Two sentences.
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Ferries , NHS Scotland , Nicola Sturgeon ? All exceptionally doing well thank you.
The real news is what is Westminster doing about the PPE fraud that we know did actually happen ?
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The Herald become gone absurd today with its attacks on Nicola Sturgeon and they think this nonsense this will improve their dire circulation!
How about a Michelle Mone exclusive for a change from the Herald 🙂 God knows they sang her praises with sometimes two puff pieces a day not that long ago.
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Our media will never praise any SNP led Scottish Government they are so entrenched in Unionism. The constant negativity from particularly BBC Scotland on the NHS I believe is one of the main reasons the nursing degree places aren’t being filled – who would want to work for a sector that is constantly vilified in the media. Sick to the back teeth of our media, they demonise sectors and blame the SNP SG at every turn and don’t seem to realise the damage they are doing to hardworking people.
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And yet Unionists deny there is an all-out attack on Scotland by the media and opposition parties.
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BREAKING Multiple Westminster arrests after evidence of corruption, fraud and misconduct
Wishful thinking headline inspired by
Holyrood magazine
@HolyroodDaily
“If she were any other minister, the men in grey kilts would be knocking on the Bute House door. But Sturgeon is a law unto herself, a one-woman government and leader of the Nicola Sturgeon Party,” writes @holyroodmandy https://holyrood.com/editors-column/view,nicola-sturgeon-is-starting-to-look-like-the-snps-independence-albatross
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Crooked Halo – Sturgeon’s salary sacrifice claim backfires in row over pension pot
George Ffoulkes slams holier than thou posture politics as petty ploy to make Westminster MPs look bad
Inspired by https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/feb/12/tory-ministers-accused-of-five-star-lifestyle-and-using-public-money-like-a-cash-machine
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The job of the BRISHIT media in Scotland?!? Blame Scotland for the UK’s shortcomings and to credit the UK for Scotland’s sucesses!?!
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Chas the turd has issued a decree, there’s to be no whale vomit in his cononation anointment oil.
Daily hail on Sunday.
Germany to take over Nato as uk hasn’t got enough ammo for the few grunts in service.
Daily hail on Sunday scots edition.
Stop the bottle deposite schemeor else says the gov. general.
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James Cook cleared as being being entirely the innocent victim of prank emails before switching places with the right “honorable” Smith in the US claims the BBC’s “Kerching” Sharp…
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”Satire is dead ” claims Herald stand-up Tom Gordon as he bemoans the banner at Celtic Park ( VAR Verdict : Douglas Ross is a Cu*t ! )
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Revealed: secret cross-party summit held to confront failings of Brexit….minus Scotland
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Full court press by the Brit Nits–as polling shows SNP on route to being the Official Opposition at Westminster.
Thereby guaranteeing them a place in every political program on the TV, radio and even the gutter press pages.
Wonder how Tom, Glenn, Juan et al will handle THAT?
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You know there could be a market for this new news. People will believe the truth if they get the chance to see it enough times.
Great, look forward to more of this. 😀
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