A wee bit of distraction triggered by the above Herald headline.
Dear reader, see if you can come up with a funnier one.
Other good ones:
iNews 2021: Labour leader Anas Sarwar predicts he ‘will be First Minister’ in 2026
The National 2020: Jackson Carlaw vows to topple SNP and become next First Minister
Scotsman 2019: Boris Johnson: I back Ruth Davidson to become Scotland’s next First Minister
BBC Scotland 2018: Richard Leonard: ‘I intend to be next first minister’
The Times 2017: Kenny Farquharson comment: The next first minister will be . . . Kezia Dugdale
TuS 2021: Jackie Bird was BBC Scotland’s least biased presenter.
I boxed, well danced around the ring dodging charging psychos, Grangemouth Boxing Club, Sea Lock Halls, 1960-1963. My Dad came to see me and said ‘You’re like that Cassius Clay (later M Ali). You move like a butterfly. Sadly, you sting like a butterfly too!’
It’s only 57 years. I could make a come-back.