7 stories about Phil. How will BBC Wales do?
5, 5! It’s a disgrace.
Northern Ireland! Many of them are loyal:
5! They’ll get getting another border if they’re not careful.
6? Good god man! He lives there. Don’t they remember him nearly running many of them down?
Great Britain? Surely. He was in the Navy fighting his German cousins for us.
6 again. The Jocks win! Murdo Fraser must be so proud.