Beside themselves, soiling themselves, Scotland’s media commentators pore over the latest from Ipsos MORI and find to their delight, a DIP! Look:
See it? There, in yellow, top right, the average support for the SNP constituency vote has just dipped. It has! Look. Get your magnifying glass.
Ipsos-MORI have just reported 52% based on 15-21 February, down from 55% on 20-26 November.
The Green vote is up by 2% so that probably explains it but no, the experts see the effects of the investigation.
Given the huge effort put into getting some kind of effect by the media, they must be sorely disappointed with a statistical insignificant 3% change.
Wait, what about the regional vote.
47%, what was it last time? 47%? Well that’s no use.
Meaningless really. Stick with the first one. It’ll have to do.