Have we made some basic error giving the vaccine to too many care home residents? I mean 98%, do they really need that much?
I know, let’s send the British Army in to take blood from them, if they have any, and use it to inject younger folk in the poorer areas? I bet the Europeans haven’t thought of that!
Now what other help can they give us?
Well, we haven’t killed as many overall. We haven’t infected anywhere near as many. Hospital acquired infections are far lower than in England.
Could the armed forces herd together infected folk and push them with their bayonets, coughing, through hospitals and supermarkets? That would help get the numbers up.
Finally, let’s have those herd immunity experts up here to advise Nicola on what to do next. As for professors Bauld and Sridhar, a wee word with MI5 should do the trick.
Prof Robertson? We already have fake medical certificate confirming dementia.