Caitlin Hutchison of the Herald has turned the switch from blue to white envelopes into a delay in the vaccine rollout:
White envelopes will be used for the first tranche of coronavirus appointments for those aged 70-79 because blue ones were not ready in time, the Scottish Government has announced.
OMG Caitlinn! How long do you think it took to go and get the white envelopes from the stationery cupboard. Did the GMB porters refuse to do the job without full consultation?
Caitlin likes a bit of hyperbole. See this back in October:
For her, three is quite enough for a multiple.
A BBC job beckons.