Attack poodles!

attack of the lethal poodles
(c) Jeroen Talens

Michael Gove need look no further if he is struggling to find attack dogs for the Union.

The Herald and the Scotsman have let the dogs out over the weekend to drool over some rehashed mince.

The Scotsman has Ruth’s wee pet, John McLellan, Tony Blair’s wee pet, Brian Wilson and Jack McConnell’s Old English, Susan Dalgety, all long-in-the-fang and snarling incoherently at any readers daft enough to approach them.

The Herald has former Labour adviser¬†John McLaren snapping at the heels of herd immunity and their Macwhirter Terrier growling about..something…zzzzzzzzzzzz.

Is anybody buying these things?

6 thoughts on “Attack poodles!”

  1. THE SICK OLD REDUNDANT DOG
    WHO ARE LONG IN THE TOOTH AND EXPERIENCE
    FAILED IN ALL THEY TRIED TO ACHIEVE IN POLITICS

    NO THEY GET WHEELED OUT LITERALLY TO BABBLE THROUGH
    FALSE WALLEES
    TRYING TO TALK SENSE TO A NEW YOUNG MORE SAVVY
    THAN THE EVER WERE
    MCCONNELL A STARTLING CASE IN POINT

    He returned a Billion pound of money from Scotlands BUDGET HANDOUT FROM WESTMINSTER
    Back to the broon (His pal) AS SCOTLAND DID NOT NEED IT

    IF THATS NOT CRONYISM WHAT IS

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Hey, hey, hey! C’mon. These are all NEUTRAL newspapers!
    How could we think they were BIASED?
    Or their “expert” opinion was just MINCE?
    Or the political portion was just “COBBLERS”?

    It’s obvious that thone Nikla is a DEMON from hell, the SNP are DEVILS SPAWN, and anyone who votes for them are DOOMED to eternal HELL!
    Apart from that, we have nothing–the shopping channel? Movies?

    HAVE YOU DOUBTS?—Phone Micky Gove for reassurance and guidance—DRossie is YOUR friend .

    A double DVDs of cows cavorting could be yours! Commentary by an anonymous cow herd.

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.