Michael Gove need look no further if he is struggling to find attack dogs for the Union.
The Herald and the Scotsman have let the dogs out over the weekend to drool over some rehashed mince.
The Scotsman has Ruth’s wee pet, John McLellan, Tony Blair’s wee pet, Brian Wilson and Jack McConnell’s Old English, Susan Dalgety, all long-in-the-fang and snarling incoherently at any readers daft enough to approach them.
The Herald has former Labour adviser John McLaren snapping at the heels of herd immunity and their Macwhirter Terrier growling about..something…zzzzzzzzzzzz.
Is anybody buying these things?