The BBC has a royal charter requiring it to inform the people. Judging by the above, the people of England can relax about Coronavirus. The PM’s optimism has wiped it out.

In sharp contrast below, BBC Scotland is keeping the people of Scotland on the alert with TEN reports on the pandemic. I have relatives in England. Time for a holiday with an overnight stop in Birmingham?

Wait, what’s this?

938 new cases in England alone on a Monday? No way. There must be something wrong. Look a the BBC reporting. We can trust the Beeb!

4 deaths (63 in the last week) and none in Scotland? Now you’re being silly.

Perhaps singing Rule Britannia kills the virus?