Call for Scottish expert to advise on E.coli outbreak in Dover

At last, after a series of viral outbreaks causing the spread of former top bacteriologist Professor Hugh Pennington, across the Scottish media, to unconvincingly attack the Scottish Government’s strategy, something he knows about has come up!

One triumphant opposition politician was heard to say: ‘Not so smart now, are you, Professor Sridhar?

The Tusker has already contacted Kent County Council to recommend Professor Pennington to them, alerting them to his fearlessness in attacking political failure. Lets’ see who will his targets be?

Ah…hmmm…could that Green Party mould down there be the source of the E.coli outbreak?

Conservative & Unionists in charge at government and local level….hmmm…I’m not sure we can fit you into Prof Pennington’s busy diary.

8 thoughts on “Call for Scottish expert to advise on E.coli outbreak in Dover”

  1. Your map of Kent is spookily symmetrical with the United States of Trumponia.

    Fractal Mandelbrot Sets, linking Boris to The Donald in ever-expanding Euclidean space—-or as we say in Ochiltree–one is as daft as the other!

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    1. Map – so it is! Weeeurdd!!

      Fractal Mandelbrot Sets in Ochiltree – I visited the school more than once and saw no sign of those in the maths books, even in Janet Ure’s Diary of Strange Events (unpublished)

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      1. John, the school you visited wasn’t “the school” in my day. We went to the old sandstone school (now private apartments)—and which will still be standing when the “new” school is dust.
        Headmaster then, was Mr Reid, then Mr Davidson, when the world was young!

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    2. gavinochiltree

      I could not but help a laugh at your quote
      Of One is as daft as the other
      Why
      Because it immediately brought to mind
      The village Idiot
      Which all villages do posses
      However there exist one glaring exception
      And that is The Westminster Village
      Not that they have not a Idiot within
      Just that most of the residents take turns at filling those shoes
      Particuallary so when one of them jumps to their feet to open their mouth
      After all poor little Bojo cannot be expected to carry singular responibities and duties

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  2. gavinochiltree

    I could not but help a laugh at your quote
    Of One is as daft as the other
    Why
    Because it immediately brought to mind
    The village Idiot
    Which all villages do posses
    However there exist one glaring exception
    And that is The Westminster Village
    Not that they have not a Idiot within
    Just that most of the residents take turns at filling those shoes
    Particuallary so when one of them jumps to their feet to open their mouth
    After all poor little Bojo cannot be expected to carry singular responibities and duties in that most important of roles
    In such a house of ill repute

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  3. Lots of publicity over the last week about multiple lorry parks being built in Kent and how this will badly affect house prices, traffic, roads, etc. The only good point: there will be extra jobs.  I believe the people of Kent voted 57% for brexit.  Hell, as we say in Glasgow, whack it inty them. 

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