At last, after a series of viral outbreaks causing the spread of former top bacteriologist Professor Hugh Pennington, across the Scottish media, to unconvincingly attack the Scottish Government’s strategy, something he knows about has come up!

One triumphant opposition politician was heard to say: ‘Not so smart now, are you, Professor Sridhar?

The Tusker has already contacted Kent County Council to recommend Professor Pennington to them, alerting them to his fearlessness in attacking political failure. Lets’ see who will his targets be?

Ah…hmmm…could that Green Party mould down there be the source of the E.coli outbreak?

Conservative & Unionists in charge at government and local level….hmmm…I’m not sure we can fit you into Prof Pennington’s busy diary.