The Herald’s headlines have become quite astonishing.

Carnage? Don’t be stupid. There are millions on the Dorset roads and beaches and they’re not calling it that.

Air unit? One helicopter which is in the air all the time looking out for incidents.

Ground fleet? Several cars and vans.

Drafted in? Just called for. No military mission.

Evacuate? Just told to go home and mostly doing it?

Somebody at the Herald needs to see a doctor.