This from our Royal Correspondent, Julian Crispin Ponsonby:
In an exclusive report, stolen from us by the Scotsman, TuSC can reveal that Prince Harry has been in Edinburgh for a secret meeting with the First Minister to discuss how he can help Scotland become independent in return for him becoming the King of Scotland.
Sources have told us that Harry would change his name to King Robert III and would have only a small ceremonial role like the King of Norway. In return KR3 would get Holyrood Palace and be able to earn an income from providing tours.
Other sources in the Kingdom of England have reported that Princess Anne has already gathered a small army and is heading for Scotland, driven by Prince Phillip, with a counter-offer if Scotland will name her Queen Mary III or whatever.
The Queen is, we’re told, ‘not amused!’
Talking-up Scotland 'Albatraz' 
Naughty boy.
Not the redhead, Phillips.
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Surely…………..King Harry Hewitt the First…………….. (and last) !
Though if he and Meghan want to come and live in Scotland, as citizens, they would be more than welcome
“Driven by Prince Philip”————a suicide mission, then?
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Ah! – Nostalgia!
Just like the good old days – a right royal punch-up to see who gets to add auld Scotia to their list of hunting estates. My heart swells…..
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