Is the PM actually an alien inside a humanoid suit? Despite evidence like this, we can see from an FOI request and answer today that Police Scotland have done nothing to train their officers in the skills necessary to deal with alien attack:

As long ago as April 2014, then Defence Secretary, Philip Hammond seems to have detected the presence of alien lifeforms around him:

This explains Hammond’s hostility to Johnson. In October 2013, the BBC had been among the first to warn of this danger:


BBC Scotland were also warning the public years ago of the wider failings of Police Scotland:


Leading academic and Philip K Dick enthusiast, Professor Robertson has called for BBC Scotland to relocate, in the national interest, to Dechmont Woods, near Livingston, site of Scotland’s only close encounter of the third kind: