Fifteen paragraphs down in the above BBC Scotland Top Ten listed from BBC UK about drug dealing from Portsmouth, where it seems to be FA of interest (below) :

Found guilty of conspiracy to smuggle cocaine following a trial were Daniel Jamieson, of Heath Road, Ramsden Heath, Essex; Lewis Watts, of Toronto Road, Tilbury, Essex; and David Paterson, of Viking Way, Peterhead, near Aberdeen.

One in eleven! Exactly like the ratio of Scots in the UK. We’re all criminals too. ‘Hooray’ echoes through Pacific Quay.

I bet that story is still all over BBC UK:

Nope and you can scroll down forever, it’s gone, gone, gone.