2094 AD – The Hindu frieze (above) chosen by Kilwinning Provost, Narenda Modi IV to replace the ‘MOTHER LODGE’ frieze (below) on Lodge 0, the first Masonic Lodge in the world.
Recognising their shared love of the colour Orange, of Ian Paisley Pattern, and the inclusiveness of Hinduism, the Masons became a recognised Hindu sect.
The ceremony on 11 July, will be delivered by the High Priest of Hinduism in Central Ayrshire, Allan Mahatmacoat Jamieson (70), adopted son of Labour MP (2042), Allan Jamieson, who was appointed by the Indian Governor of Scotland Region, after the Indian Army’s unopposed conquest of the UK in 2040AD, replacing elected SNP at the time, Annie McIndoe (40). McIndoe fled to Ireland to become manager of all-woman rock band Me2.
Does all that above seem a bit far-fetched? Well, not according to the Labour candidate for Central Ayrshire in the 2024 General Election:
The Thesis? India colonises the UK. That daft?
Talking-up Scotland 
I am more concerned with that poor chap on the far right of the frieze. That’s what you call giving head then?
I must apologise to all the TUS readers, I just don’t know what came over me..
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No, no, me first. I apologise for this smut!
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John, I would expect a learned inhabitant of Ayrshire to know, Kilwinning NUmber 0 is not the mother ORANGE Lodge, it is the mother MASONIC Lodge. There is a difference.
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Thanks, I was born in the far east (Berwickshire) where there is no religious war.
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Once more, an inverse correlation between my enjoyment in writing and reader interest level.
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