Professor John Robertson (2000BCE) of the SNP has been revealed as a bloody vampire after years of bold investigations by BBC Disclosure led to the leaking of WhatsApp messages, with images of the perverted prof sinking his fangs into the necks of young SNP workers, at a party for the troubled ferry operator CalMac, last night.
Labour’s Jackie Baillie has angrily called on the First Minister to investigate the extent of this cult within the SNP. The Cons GP Shadow Health Secretary, Sandesh Gulhane, was not available for comment after fainting when he heard the report. He can’t stand the sight or thought of blood.
Robertson is thought to have joined the SNP with its more lively membership after failed attempts to get much blood out of members of the other parties.
Readers will remember Prof Robertson was condemned for shoddy research in 2014, ridiculously accusing BBC Scotland of bias, using his postgraduate students at the troubled University of the West of Scotland to do the work and with these students having been educated at troubled schools in Ayrshire.
BBC Good Mourning Scotland and other radio shows are urging people to call in and report other SNP vampires who have bitten them or their family and friends in, for example, Glasgow’s troubled super-hospital, in a troubled care home or on a troubled ferry.
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I do think that years from now, those photos will come back to haunt you..
Was there a lot of “He’s behind you” shouting just before you sank your fangs?
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years from now?
I’m 72
years from now I’ll be doing the haunting!
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Your ok I am 85.
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I have known some ghosts in my time, most are nice. My mother’s motto was don’t be scared of the dead, its the living that’ll hurt you!
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I think that it is the tories that are the bloodsuckers with lab not far behind.
I don’t know if anyone else has noticed how all of a sudden ex SNP MSPs are telling us how terrible the SNP are would it be that these people got on the band wagon on the rise of the SNP because they were rejected by the parties they wanted to join makes you think their heart was never for independence but feather their on nest.
I nearly forgot the MP who has now joined the Tories
Have you noticed this one John.
AI firm Babylon, Matt Hancock & Tories gave £22m of NHS money to, has gone down.
Tories received more than £250,000 in donations from individuals & companies with stakes in Babylon Healthcare.
Hancock received £10,000.
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Most likely some plants, easy peasy lemon squeezy. BritNat state are experts at those sort of tactics…and I can be a scary conspriracy theorist if I like, it’s All Hallows soon. 🙂
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I knew it! Something spooky about Talking UP Scotland, doing exact opposite of the BritNat spooky ‘media’. So there’s the proof, now I bet BBC will be doorstepping you about that John! 🙂
Plenty scary beings around in the form of journalists doing the BritNat states’ propaganda work for them.
Happy Halloween for tomorrow, it’s a scary world for sure.
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