Some years ago, Frankie Boyle wondered:
‘How can we teach the Afghans about democracy? I know, let’s send them a prince to shoot at them from a helicopter!’
Today, inspired by his late mum’s part-clearing of one landmine and hugging one drug addict, it’s:
‘How can we solve the problem of homelessness? I know, let’s send them a prince with several plush properties and hundreds of empty bedrooms!’
What can go wrong?
What could the Windsors do next?
‘How can we stop fox hunting? I know, let’s send them a princess who….ah, no that won’t work.’
‘Well, how can we stop paedophilia? I know, let’s send them a prince who…..woah…nope!’
I’m struggling.
Your turn.
Your prize?
The admiration of your peers.
Talking-up Scotland 'Albatraz' 
How can we get people to believe in global warming? I know, let’s send them a king who has his own planes, trains, ships and fleets of high powered vehicles.
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Good one. Off to an early lead.
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The mother was cavorting with arms dealers when she died. Al Fayed made his money from arms dealing with his brother in law. Enough to buy Harrods etc. Hypocrites. Walking through the landmines.
The Royal do not pay corporation tax, capital gains tax or inheritance tax. Tax evasion. Billionaires. If the Royals and their associates paid tax there would be no homelessness. 10% tax on £20Million. The Royal head of State. Masonics. Racist, bigoted and misogynist.
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During a Cost of Living Crisis let’s have a billionaire PM (who pays less tax than the homeless people being ”helped” by a millionaire Prince ) lecture people faced with losing their homes to ”hold their nerve !”
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Another good one!
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How to prevent the pesky Jocko’s from becoming independent and dis-enfranchising us Windsor Saxe-Coburg Gotha’s?
I know!
Give Camilla Park-Bowling the “Order of the Thistle”.
An honorary Jockess, and the Herald could have her picture on its masthead every day!
Or make His Uselessness “Prince Whosit”, Duc de Auld Embra’.
A wee jaunt up the road every year or two.
Yup, that should convince the freckly bunch we REALLY almost like them.
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He is sending £3 million of his own hard earned money. Hurrah our betters really know how to help their subjects.
That equates to the princely some of £ 0.04p to help us onto the housing ladder. Wow not a lot but you have to understand that that is “seed money”, and since it’s Royal it’s much better than common money. Best of all it sets him in a fine light and the BBC will broadcast and magnify his beneficence to the huddled masses.
And rejoice it’s working already the state has decided to spend £365 million on refurbishing accommodation within central London. This accommodation is to be provided rent free and the lucky tenants have their bills paid for them. Charles and Camilla two of the lucky tenants are helping to choose the interior and kitchen design for the accommodation. The property is called Buckingham Palace.
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Not only free rent, they’re getting the new high efficiency heating, all the year round, even when they’re at one of their other free accomodation.
Free travel in luxury aircraft, trains or cars, no queues for searches, never delays on the roads, seems the plebs get banned from their route.
The big flounder was going to give them a yacht, fully staffed from the navy who can’t get staff for their submarines, frigates that don’t work and aircraft carriers sans aircraft. One currently in Rosyth being dismantled to provide parts for the other.
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I can’t call it. Everybody wins…..SFA
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