Watch this space. There’s a foul smell emerging from this hole in the absence of its cover and it’s going to attract lots of press rats over the next few weeks, as the matter of whether or not the Stone of Destiny gets returned to London, for the coronation of Barmy Prince Charlie takes off.
Many of you will be aware of the many stories about the stone. Please inform us below.
The most fun is that, on hearing that Edward 1st of England was on his way to Scone, in 1296, to claim it, the local monks hid it and replaced it with a cesspit cover which since then has sort of soiled the experience of future English and UK monarchs squatting above it.
Anyhow, it’s of no matter, as unless some one can provide better photographic evidence, I am King John II of Scotland.
The evidence? Here I am less than two years ago, claiming the Crown of Scotland at Dunadd, where it all began and outpointing Sir Professor John Curtice, to become King Professor John Robertson II.
My predecessor? King John Balliol I, that wimp. An easy act to follow?
And it was destined to be a Robertson. See:
My great, great grannie was called Gloria, so that’s it in the bag.
Talking-up Scotland 
The film is well worth watching. It does seem daft to take the stone to London, more expense, pomp and pagentry, it’s ridiculous. The whole monarchy system, organisation, private company, or whatever it’s called, is antiquated and of course keeps the plebs in their place. Not appropriate to a 21st century supposed civilisation. These people cost the public purse an absolute fortune, it’s truly sickening when so many have such terrible poverty forced on them, disgusting.
John you can be the real king of Scotland, but without the castles and private trains and planes and riches, like some civilised countries have. Let’s put it to a vote, lol! 😀
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Yes sickening A.H. Didn’t watch it but there was some item on Euronews about some oil being brought from, I think Jerusalem, to anoint the Charlie.
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You can be my Surveyor of the King’s Pictures, like Sir Anthony Blunt.
Wait, you’re not a Soviet spy are you?
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Nope.
Charlie-boy and his darlin’ Camilla will have stones purloined from India, Africa and Burma ( and elsewhere too I would bet), so why not a big sandstane ruchie “stolen” from Auld Scotia as well?
Of course this is not the original. There was a basalt stone found with other relics in a ruined castle in the 18th(?) century which sounded more like the real thing.
It has now been “disappeared” as well.
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I’m surprised at your wording of this post and offer this amendment
as the matter of whether or not the Stone of Destiny gets returned to London, for the coronation of Barmy Prince Charlie takes off.
Should read….
as the matter of whether or not the Stone of Destiny is to be lent to London, for the coronation of Barmy Prince Charlie takes off.
My personal view is if JRM and the clown, personally with no other help, not mechanical or personnel. Can get it into a motor and down to london, being live streamed all the time. The adultering who.. maister can clap his arse on it. Not sure I would want it back after that though.
I would swap it for Harry and Megan. Completely and utterly detached from the rest of the tribe of course. And all the associated boobels, bawbels, trinkets, and property naturally.
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