“Alas, poor Boris, I knew him well.
A pretentious, lying ne’er-do-well.
A scoundrel who deserves to rot in hell!
A fellow of infinite jest. Really, just a pest.
Of most excellent fancy.
PM next year? No. No chancy!
The sheep have turned, or are they chickens?
Oor Boris will hiv slim, or lesser, pickens,
If he’s tae last in tae the summer.
Oot on his erse, now that’s a bummer.
Bad news, the tory plot, it thickens
His replacement will be just as dumb,
or dumber!
Talking-up Scotland 
“Alas, poor Boris, I knew him well.
A pretentious, lying ne’er-do-well.
A scoundrel who deserves to rot in hell!
A fellow of infinite jest. Really, just a pest.
Of most excellent fancy.
PM next year? No. No chancy!
The sheep have turned, or are they chickens?
Oor Boris will hiv slim, or lesser, pickens,
If he’s tae last in tae the summer.
Oot on his erse, now that’s a bummer.
Bad news, the tory plot, it thickens
His replacement will be just as dumb,
or dumber!
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