Spotting an error in the Herald’s headline, below, the Tusker’s ‘night watchman’ has finished it off so that it makes sense in the light of recent opinion polls.

It looks as if the Herald’s headline editor has fallen asleep over the keyboard at a crucial moment, leaving the headline looking frankly laughable.

If history tells us anything about promoting macho males with a love for footie, then the Scottish Tories’ own ‘Jim Murphy’ figure seems unlikely to last the full 90 minutes.