READ THIS:
Scottish customer in French shop: ‘Oeufs?’
Assistant: ‘Douze?’
Customer: ‘Naw, Hen’s…’
In an attempt to fight these present-viral blues, I pulled the above off the shelf and read the section ‘Frecossais’. Somewhat cheered over the four pages, I came to the above, right at the end.
I don’t often laugh out loud. Jaundiced or too far gone, I don’t know, but that had me in full chuckle and worked again and again for a good five minutes.
I may be a bit odd but then so may you be. I can only hope.
In the interests of the nation (oor wan!) get this shared ya wee….
And buy the books. You can afford them.
Maybe Tom Shields will ‘shield’ us from CV?
Talking-up Scotland 'Albatraz' 
I’m reminded of the counting out rhyme used when I was a nipper in Buchan.
“Cocky lockie hen pen
Doo’ s dirt amen”
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Good one, John! I’m trying to remember who had a song with the line, “Ah wish Ah wis a pigeon. Ah doo, Ah doo.”
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Anything for a chuckle, good one .
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Some good lockdown news on Good Friday for the whole day Freesat channel 305 Sony Movies has a day of WAR Movies lined up.
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And then there’s the pigeon species in Aviemore – the sgean dubh 😛
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Some readers are looking daggers at this!
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Sharp, John.
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And, there was the Scotsman who reported that when he went into a French grocer and asked for twa oeufs, they gi’ed him three!
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