SNP Baby Boxes not suitable for Australia says expert

Retired Sun writer, Naz T Bustard, has attacked the non-existent plan to include the boxes in aid-packages for Australia. According to Bustard:

‘Koala piss will pass right through these shoddy boxes and they’ll be no use at all if your baby is on fire.’

116,141 Baby Boxes have been issued from the roll-out of Scotland’s Baby Boxes on 15 August 2017 up until 11 December 2019.The indicative current take-up rate is 96%.

https://www.gov.scot/publications/foi-201900009779/

4 thoughts on “SNP Baby Boxes not suitable for Australia says expert

  1. They just can’t help themselves can they , talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face .
    Nothing the SNP do will ever have any merit with the yoons , they are a lost cause , you can’t cure stupid !

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  2. Warning*.

    If you live on an active volcano, or in a blast furnace, these Baby Boxes are NOT for you.

    “The Boris Bullingdon Corp” ——soon to be a Fox (Foulkes?) News outlet near you!– Retune your TV to the 19th century on April1st!

    With—Reece-Moggy on re-education on etiquette for servants—Dancing Boris Babes (not in letterboxes)–Piccaninnies with watermelon smiles to give weather forecasts—“Its a Knockout” with the poor scrambling for pennies tossed into the mud!….Bread and Circuses to take your mind of Brexit.

    ForFoxSakes! Be HAPPY—or else!

    Entertainment for all the family–only down to the rank of “The Honourable”! —All underlings keep away! ..…………………………

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  3. These baby boxes are safe to use on bridges
    Except one bridge in the world
    Do not in any circumstances use this baby box to hold your baby whilst crossing that bridge
    The baby box will give little protection against fire and no protection against bridges that fall down

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