As the Virtual Scotsman headlines any old rumour to make the anxious elderly [Not us, readers!] even more anxious and so, electorally Jacksonite, we take the opportunity to remind you that we have the best police force in the UK and no doubt, in my mind, well beyond:

Other Police Scotland stories missed:

Scotland DOES NOT have the highest level of distracted drivers in the UK! Police Scotland JUST MORE ACTIVE says leading expert on statistics propaganda

Westminster Conservatives FAIL as Police in Scotland more than NINE times as effective in solving violent crimes than in England

50% more police officers per head of population and increasing overall in Scotland under SNP

Will BBC praise Police Scotland as car theft falls in Scotland yet soars in other parts of UK?

SNP funds Police Scotland to increase detectives by 12% and solve 100% of murders!

More than 90% of members of all of Scotland’s ethnicities satisfied with Police Scotland performance

Police Scotland’s ‘infinitesimally low’ level of corruption/violence towards the public

MORE THAN 99.99% of Police Scotland call-outs handled properly! It’s not good enough says Tory MSP!

Scottish Labour’s ‘man’ in the BBC reveals only 0.06% of police vehicles break down in typical day

Police Scotland more than fifteen times better at clearing up robberies than English forces!

Proxy war on SNP: STV News makes fake news on Police Scotland by distorting overtime spend and officer numbers and by ignoring context

Police Scotland, world experts on violence reduction, are now to advise The Met after helping the NYPD and Canada Police. Scotland’s media ignore the story in favour of anything negative they can find.

First New York Police and now Canada’s police come to learn from Scotland’s successes in tackling violence

Compensation paid out by Police Scotland has hit nationally and globally quite low levels, according to new figures from British Broadcasting Conservatives

Scottish News Media Conceal Global Status of Police Scotland’s Methods