The above image was taken by our Spaced Out Correspondent, Agent Scotonline, seconds before two police officers were vapourised by mysterious rays from this creepy UFO. Agent Scotonline has survived with only a red face from the incident.

We knew this might happen when we were warned by the Defence Secretary in 2014::

Despite this warning Police Scotland have done nothing to prepare themselves:

Michael Gove has been put forward as our most alien-looking leader to speak to them.