From Brian Donnelly this time with a picture you might forgiven for thinking is the MV Glenn Sannox: Anger as CalMac cuts sailings to famous Scottish island during summer tourism peak Despite it being smaller than the MV Glen Sannox, it seems the Kennacraig terminal needs berth upgrades to take this Turkish built boat, MV Isle of Islay. Pedant footnote – Doesn’t ‘Islay’ mean ‘isle’ so Isle of Islay a bit daft? MV Glen Campbell not considered? Continue reading Herald’s third place ferry correspondent blurs role of cheap Turkish-built ferry in damaging economy of Islay

2094 AD – The Hindu frieze (above) chosen by Kilwinning Provost, Narenda Modi IV to replace the ‘MOTHER LODGE’ frieze (below) on Lodge 0, the first Masonic Lodge in the world. Recognising their shared love of the colour Orange, of Ian Paisley Pattern, and the inclusiveness of Hinduism, the Masons became a recognised Hindu sect. The ceremony on 11 July, will be delivered by the High Priest of Hinduism in Central Ayrshire, Allan Mahatmacoat Jamieson (70), adopted son of Labour MP (2042), Allan Jamieson, who was appointed by the Indian Governor of Scotland Region, after the Indian Army’s unopposed conquest … Continue reading Just what the Ayrshire Central electorate need – a Labour candidate who dreams of them being colonised again but this time with curry, brighter clothes and sexier sculpture

From cuckooshoe Troon is ready for the MV Glen Sannox! There’s photographic evidence at the end of this Transport Scotland Project Update https://www.transport.gov.scot/public-transport/ferries/infrastructure-projects/qa-troon-harbour-project-november-2023 Q&A – Troon Harbour Project – November 2023 Continue reading Dear Herald Ferry Correspondent – MV (Monstrous Vessel) Glen Sannox – The Troon terminal is ready, NOO!

by NMRN As part of Open Democracy’s ‘Dark Money investigations‘ they reported last week on 15th February “that Labour barred press from secretive lobbying event at the Scottish party conference” “The Party has refused to provide a list of sponsors and attendees at Glasgow forum for ‘high-level’ discussions” “Scottish Labour had blocked journalists from attending a lobbying event for business which is running alongside its party conference in Glasgow this week” “A number of frontbench figures appeared at the Scottish Labour Business Forum” which “allowed C-suite business leaders an opportunity for high level discussion with senior UK and Scottish Labour politicians”. … Continue reading “Journalists blocked from attending the event” (shurely not the same Journalists that currently are doing their very best for Labour to win in Scotland in the next GE

Taking over on the fake ferry fiasco front, replacing the myopic, ‘I see no ships beyond Scotland’, Martin Williams, we have Alan Simpson, ‘Head of Print’, with one of the daftest reports so far. Before I get to that, ‘Head of Print?’ He boldly chooses the fonts, sizes, line spacing, that sort of thing? He manages the print room? Does he usually write things? Anyhoo, he opens bizarrely, with: So, the USA GDP is $27 360 000 000 (27 trillion). The Glen Sannox cost is £360 million. I know, it was a joke, but would a comparison with London’s Crossrail, … Continue reading You’re really gonna need a new ferry correspondent