Professor John Robertson OBA
From:
Two days ago, in the Independent:
A terrifying discovery was made at a nuclear facility in South Carolina: radioactive wasps. Radiological Control Operations found a wasp nest on a post close to a tank at the Savannah River Site in Aiken, according to a report from the U.S. Department of Energy
I’m terrified. I’ve been out there. I’ve had the bites. Even several of my father-in-law’s Senior Service fags could not deter them.
There are up to 200 trillion midges in Scotland: https://outaboutscotland.com/midges-in-scotland/
That’s more than 300 000 for each of us! Even if only a fraction get radioactive, we’re still stuffed.
Talking-up Scotland 'Albatraz' 
Ah but as my pal used to say years ago, the midges keep the English away, hee hee! Shame it’s not working so well though eh…hmm but radioactive ones… Can just imagine the front pages of the daily propaganda sheets!
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Marvel movies presents:
Midgie Man.
Callum Henderson was bitten by a swarm of radioactive midges.
As a result he developed powers that allowed him to swarm (but disappear at the first breeze), bite his enemies ferociously, and generally be an annoying little erse.
Follow his adventures as he fights his sworn enemy, The Butcher’s Apron.
An enemy so dastardly that he constantly puts down his country defending another parasite state and banging the drum for a failed religious sect.
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Brilliant, that would make a great story!
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That’s your best news item yet John – I trust John Swinney has some of the troops working on a threat assessment on this. Radio-active midges are a more-dangerous threat than Donald John Trump having his finger on the nuclear button.
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