Pisa so useless school secretaries have not heard of it!

Recently retired school secretary and chair of the Scottish School Secretaries Society, kelticgirl (name withheld to protect the innocent) has told us:

I worked as a school secretary for over 20 years and I have no idea what Pisa is.

Our Education Correspondent, Fion Brews, tells us:

Researchers have found that Scottish head teachers hid Pisa results from their secretaries because they feared that this often stroppy group might blackmail them with the evidence that Scottish weans were not frightened enough to do better in them.

10 thoughts on “Pisa so useless school secretaries have not heard of it!

  1. Loved that Education Correspondent quote, Reminds me of one from a friend of mine, the Secretary at an Ayrshire Primary School, who said: “It’s a marvellous job; there are just three drawbacks: the weans, their parents, and most of all – the teachers.”

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      1. Perhaps because THIS person can spell, can grasp basic grammar, doesn’t do block capitals, doesn’t have a stammer, and volunteered comment same as yourself, but didn’t call you jaundiced or biased….
        Just guessing, but seems fair. EH ?

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  2. Pisa should be taken in context across the world……not by uk unionists making it up
    for their own political gain in their usual put down of Scotland…..it doesn’t wash any more…..Scotland is on to your unionist fakery!!!

    Pisa explanations and contexts are easy to find, we don’t need the very tired and corrupt bbc to re interpret for us “dumb” Scots!!!

    Click to access PISA%202022%20Insights%20and%20Interpretations.pdf

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    1. Apparently we are not just dumb
      The Dundee evening telegraph seen today well before evening in an ASDA in Dundee says on the front page that Dundee has the title of being
      the most violent city

      If you can find anyone in the city centre let me know , it’s always empty ! 😊

      Other big stories from the evening telegraph in Dundee today are
      “ A woman who left Dundee might have gone to Arbroath “
      “ a man was found guilty in the court “
      “ a van had a crash in Broughty ferry “
      “ a woman was arrested for shoplifting “

      Yes the evening telegraph sees it all you know expert sleuths slithering around Dundee looking for complaints or any sort of sadness to print about Dundee
      Good news stories not required and avoided

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  3. Not surprised, in fact pleased to hear that many school secretaries have never heard of PISA.
    There’s so much wrong with PISA that it’s surprising that any country takes part.
    Why should anyone pay attention to a report that based an assessment of the entire education system of a country on three subjects, a handful of schools and fifteen year old pupils, selected by the participating country as typical of the whole country?

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  4. Just like the famous tower, the Tory’s and red Tory’s are on a very unstable foundation in Scotland!!!
    Let’s all show them at the next election and vote for independence SNP!!!

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