My cover letter:
I wish to apply for the post of Senior Journalist (8049)
Rationale: BBC Scotland News is in steep decline and requires someone with a bit of brainpower, basic honesty, and some ethical standards to save it.
I look forward to meeting you.
Professor John W Robertson, PhD, MEd, Dip Ed, PCCE Teaching, PGC Media Education, father of 4, dog and cat owner.
Will keep readers up to date.

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Bravo and good luck π
Do you think vetting π continues at the BBC?
https://www.bbc.com/news/stories-43754737
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Might struggle with MI5
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Ah, but did ye go tae a private school or did ye send yer weans tae wan? Naw? Then yeβve nae chance!
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Went to the Zetland PS in Grangemouth where you couldn’t hear the teacher for the rivet guns in the shipyard next door.
Made me the man I am today – deaf
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With an extensive portfolio of articles exposing North Korean levels of propaganda, liblabtory corruption, incompetence and hypocrisy you should really be a shoo in to this kind of job. It’s just that……
Happy to provide a reference if required.
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Thanks but not if Golfnut is your real name.
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I’m soooo hurtπ
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My apologies … Gary…?
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But they think they already possess this β¦. someone with a bit of brainpower, basic honesty, and some ethical standards to save it.
Thatβs the dichotomy we face ,they have none of it but think they do.
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Dear Mr over qualified
Honesty isnβt always the best policy, especially when you are doing the bidding of Scotsβ colonial masters.
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Overqualified? Only 6 PG awards but no MAppSc – maker of apple scones?
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Sorry didnβt mean to be anymous
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Are there two anonymouses here? One is kind and the other shouts angrily at me. Classic RD Laing double bind driving me…
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I like it but doubt if you will be successful nice to hear the reply they give you.
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Have faith. It’s Aunty Beeb
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Well its a brief but a punchy introduction. I do wish you well through the stages of the interview process.
I can provide a character reference if called upon.
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Character reference? For which one? I’ve half a mind to agree.
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Thinking the upside down xmas tree has been looked out for you.
You should have told them you have the media polaroid lensed glasses that can automatically avoid what is not on the daily briefing from London.
Unused!!!!
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Imagine it happened though? Tears for Fears in the background.
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No chance without O Grade English.
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How dare you sah!
I have H English……C pass
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I struggled too, only got a C as well
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Lads like us develop slowly.
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Best of luck.
My apologies, hope that I am proven wrong but I still think the lack of that O Grade in English will prove to be your Achilles heel.
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What sort of mother dips you in a river head first. I blame her.
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Love it πππ
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