Dear Anonymous – turn back! This will just annoy you again.

From the Scottish Sun on 16 May 2018:

HAMILTON ACCIES flop who walked out on the Lanarkshire club after just two weeks is in a two-way fight be elected as president of the Spanish FA.

Accies signed Luis Rubiales in 2009 with then-manager Billy Reid delighted to welcome the former Alicante and Malaga defender to the club.

But Rubiales managed just four appearances for the Superseal stadium outfit before his one-year contract was terminated by mutual consent.

He left Accies after citing ‘family reasons’ for his quick exit and returned to Spanish football having seen Hamilton lose in all four games he played in against Rangers, Aberdeen, Ross County and Kilmarnock.

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/2649487/hamilton-luis-rubiales-two-way-fight-president-spanish-fa/

Readers will know that apparently having learned nothing from his time in Rutherglen and Hamilton West, Rubiales is now in deep trouble, having forcibly kissed the Spanish Women’s World Cup winning captain on the mouth after clutching his cojones before the Queen of Spain and her daughter.

Footnote – what does Rubiales mean?

Rubiales was an order of flowering plants in the Cronquist system, including the families Rubiaceae and Theligonaceae. The latest APG system (2016) does not recognize this order and places the families within Gentianales.

Gentianales? Re-order those letters to make cojones again?