of their chauffeur-driven cars until the rail dispute is resolved. At question time in the Scottish Parliament concerns were raised about how tens of thousands of passengers would get to and from work and to events like the Scottish football against Ukraine, next Wednesday.
Who raised the concerns and made this stupid suggestion? Ana Sarwar of course. The Tories love their cars.
Why are ministers using these cars? Covid?
Reporting Scotland have, of course, repeated Anas’ daft connection as if it made sense. My headline is comparably clever.
Readers are invited to come up with more.
Oh, and don’t the chauffeurs look after the keys?