August Figures: Romania and Kirsty Wark in with a bullet!

Can you die from a nosebleed? © ISTOCK
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Worried me? Here are The Tusker’s viewing figures for August:

Still better than the Rev’s algorithm says we are?

Romania? Up 3 places from 7 last month.

Favourite reads:

Can you die from a nosebleed? © ISTOCK

9 thoughts on “August Figures: Romania and Kirsty Wark in with a bullet!

    1. More likely to be a Dumb, who mistook Romania for the Hotel Romani in Tuscany, and has been hiding out for a couple of months.

      Dont hurry back, old bean!

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  1. O/T
    I just heard Caroline Noakes EnglishTory MP say she asked for a Covid test for her daughter,was told to go to Inverness 600 + hundered miles away is this the fault of the SNP I wonder if Two faced Ross will take this up,don’t laugh now.

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  2. GOOOOOOOOOAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    aGooalagoaalagooaaal aGOALLLLLLLLLL.

    MESSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIII, Messsiii, Messsiiiii, Messsiii and the TUSKERRRRR have SCOOOOORRREEEDDD……a…….GOOOAAAALLLLLLL!!!

    Messi—–TUSKER—-GOAHOHOHOHOHOH GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!

    Nope. I think the linesman has ruled it off for offside.
    Yes, Wee Duggie Ross has put his flag up–he says—“after consulting the Farmers Union, chlorinated chicken is a goer”…..”and I have John Lamont to…..blah blah de blah…..verify…blah”.

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