Psychologists report that boys named Liam are 17.63% more likely to go on to develop problems with alcohol and drugs

(c) The Fader

In only the latest of hundreds of fatuous Freedom of Information requests made to the Scottish Government, someone has asked for ‘Any breakdown or further information regarding Humza Yousaf’s £150 meal allowance spend on 03/04/2019.’

There were six of them there scoffing and quaffing at the public expense in a so-called ‘working dinner’, so the average cost was £25! What! What’s wrong with Greggs? The gluttonous parties were Humza, Liam Kerr, Liam McArthur, John Finnie, Daniel Johnson and John McFarlane. But, but, but, five beers were consumed! The total £13.50 cost for the bevvy was paid for separately by one of the 5 drinkers. Only the SNP guy (Humza) did not need a pint in the middle of the day and we hear in the answer that he doesn’t consume alcohol at all.