As the Guardian and others announce further crises in Tory-run England, this time too few school places, I searched for the same afflicting Scotland. Nothing. It’s a dastardly ploy to win independence of course, as Lord Foulkes pointed out. Reporting Scotland are focusing instead on the Scottish Government being pressed by charities they and Scottish labour used to ignore, to solve global warming all by itself.

But, it’s worse, for them. Not only does Scotland not seem to have a shortage of school places, we seem to have more teachers per head of population:

SHOCK: Scotland has 35% more teachers per capita than Tory England and 46% more than Labour Wales!